[psl] 2015: maybe I will finally learn

3 unread messages from Maria Palmer, received 7:31 PM:

> I'm off duty tonight and determined to get very drunk
> And I figure you owe me at least one drink on account of LITERALLY SLICING MY FACE OPEN
> So if you want to make it up to me meet me at that bar we were at last time and we can start making a dent in what you owe me